This is Emily, Emily and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch the Horror Movie Recap Podcast for those

too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I'm too

scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and you are certainly going to be too

scared to watch this week's scary movie. And we're missing our Henley still.

I can't believe she's had to be for two weeks and she's not back on the podcast.

It's honestly pretty rude and I think we might have to fire her.

I've transitioned to being mad at her.

What's the big deal? Come back on the podcast. Our sadness is manifesting as anger you guys. It's not real.

We're going through the stages of greed. We're at the anger stage. Yeah, they'll have her back and we love her child already and we're not even jealous.

We're not even jealous.

We're not even jealous. It's crazy that you would think that thought.

We're like so far from jealous it's crazy. I didn didn't I haven't even occurred to me that someone could be jealous of their friends' babies attention, but it's nice to know that I'm not. It's so nice to know. Yeah, well. Oh, what's up with us? Oh boy. Well, you know, we recorded not too long ago. Today I was like, you got to think of someone to say on the podcast you got to think of something. Why can't I think of anything that's happening in my life? I was like well I guess it wasn't that long ago that we recorded our last episode so I made a little bit better. I don't know.

Nothing like exciting has happened to me in the past few days except I did get like, you know,

rip one of my nails like almost all the way off.

Oh yeah.

Not on purpose.

Not on purpose.

That would be very bad and weird.

It was not fun.

It was not fun.

It'll be fine.

I'm past it hurting, but you you know and I have a gross little like tiny nail and it's going to take forever to grow back and I'm not

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