Paranoid Cop Mistakes Gas Pump for Gun then this Happens

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🗓️ 5 October 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Paranoid Cop Mistakes Gas Pump for Gun then this Happens

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0:00.0	I'm sorry very much much match.
0:05.0	I don't have a weapons in a circle K, seven of one row.
0:08.0	What are you having your hand? What are you having your hand?
0:21.6	Show me your hands.
0:25.6	Okay.
0:28.6	Stay in the car.
0:30.6	Okay, turn around.
0:32.6	Place your hands by your back.
0:35.6	What hell do you do?
0:41.3	What are you doing? I'm feeling enough gas, Ken.
0:43.3	You'll understand you're holding you like this, like it's a pistol, right?
0:46.3	No, I was showing to cut the pump on.
0:49.3	Okay. But that's not what it looks like to the motoring public on the roadway.
0:53.3	I was just showing to the... I was just showing that a thing to let her know to get the gas.
0:59.5	Do you have your ID on you?
1:01.1	Okay.
1:02.4	Can I turn around?
1:03.7	So he was, uh, he had the gas, uh, what do you call it the pump the gas?
1:09.5	Nozzle.
1:10.4	The gas nozzle. Right? Yeah. The gas nozzle, right? Yeah. I mean, and he was holding it up. He's like, why was you holding it like that? You were holding it like a gun? You can't tell the difference between a pistol? The gas nozzle? Nossel? That's crazy. You need to go get your eyes changed.
1:28.3	You know the gas?
1:29.3	It looks like a damn elephant's truck.
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