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Hey girl, hey, welcome back to another episode of my weekly podcast taste of Taylor.

I'm your host Taylor Strecker. And right now with me is she's been on the podcast before. Why?

Because she's a goddamn professional people. That's why her name is Nicole Ryan. I know her is

Nicole Salpeter once upon a time in Nicole Biggin. But we'll get to that.

Nicole Ryan, you guys, she's from the morning at mashup. But first and foremost, she is my best friend

from college. And we fell into this crazy business together. Can you even, I mean, okay,

so we're going to get to everything. I like, I want to talk about you being a mommy. I know

you're potty training your son Keegan right now. I don't know if I want to talk about that.

We're talking about it. Literally little boys. How do I say this? I want to cut his little dinging off.

But like little boys and their penises is the funniest thing to me. It's like it's like poop fart

and little boys and their penis says specifically little boys penises. Yes. And I want to be clear.

This isn't like a pedophilia thing. No, no, no. This is like it because little boys are so innocent.

Yeah. And they don't even know what their dicks do. But they are, they really become these

sexual creatures like before they even realize what that means. Well, I get boners.

I told you he goes, um, it stopped recently. But he did go through the phase where he's going,

mom and my penis hurts. And then I'd be like, oh, honey, and I go towards him and he'd be like,

fix it. Uh-oh. And I was like, I'm okay. I'll try to fix it. I'm your mom. I'm supposed to

try to fix if you're in pain. But I thought maybe there was just like diaper rash. And I know what it was.

He was getting baby boners and he's a serious, serious little baby dick. And in the diaper,

it was like holding it down. So it was like pushing the boner down and he was hurting him. And

well, guess what, Kate, I'm not fixing your baby boner. Okay. So I can release the diaper

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