Question for you, Chris.

Would it be, is it douchey to bring up the, like, forgot my goggles?

Because it's kind of a funny story.

But I also...

No, bring it up.

All right.

Well, seeing as how you're struggling with banter, I...

I made a discovery the other day about...

So I... I've been training for a triathlon. Um, I, I am not.

Oh, it's so dushy to bring up your triathlon. Come on. I, uh, I'm not good at it. I, I'm there to make other,

there to make other people feel good about their own performance. That's, that's, that's kind of where I, that's kind of where I roll in this. So the first thing I messed up on is, uh, I didn't read, uh, the information, uh, from the night before, like, hey, this is what time you should show up. This is what you should expect.

I just went, I'll show up at this time. And it turns out they closed the road, which is why it's

important to show up early. So I had to start my triathlon by biking furiously over to where it started.

And then I got there and I realized as I'm going down to the river to start this whole thing, I'm like, oh man, everyone has goggles on their head.

Where are my goggles?

Is this your first triathlon?

This is not.

This is not.

And then I immediately know where my goggles are.

They're in my car back in my hometown, not at all here.

And so, like, there was someone who's like goggles broke and, like, the efficient was like, or the, you know, the official person was like,

uh, anybody have a spare set of goggles?

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