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Paradise Would Have Air Conditioning (BIP Season Premiere)

The Betchelor

Betches

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, After Shows

3.75.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Kay, Chris and Jared are here to kick off the brand new season of Bachelor In Paradise, starting with a review of the new cast. They talk about the parade of entrances (including the return of Grocery Store Joe), David Spade’s debut as guest host, and the standout moments from night one. They share some inside info on just how rough the conditions are in “paradise” with no air conditioning, and react to the first few couples pairing off (mostly to hook up). Finally, they dive into this week’s categories, including some difficult Would You Rather questions, Paradise Predictions, the Cringiest Moments of the Week, Kay’s Weekend Recap, and their Will You Accept This Rose recipients. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This week on The Bachelor, the castorized in Paradise, but will anyone recognize the host?

0:08.4

Then our contestants get to know one another, who will race to make out first.

0:14.0

Plus, Grocer's store Joe makes his return. Is it time to bag things up and go home?

0:19.2

It's the hottest Bachelor in Paradise ever! This is The Bachelor!

0:24.7

Hello and welcome to The Bachelor Podcast. I'm Kay Yark City.

0:31.1

I'm Pat Kerry Batchell and I am Jared Freed.

0:34.8

We are back and we have just started Paradise. I'm so excited because I've literally been waiting for this

0:41.2

for the two years. Two years I think.

0:44.3

All of your best pals are there. Yeah, this was like watching when a Kay is weekend.

0:50.2

It's literally just if you follow Kay, that's Bachelor of Paradise.

0:53.8

This is my third season on Bachelor of Paradise.

0:58.5

I'm happy to be back.

1:03.6

But this is my favorite show out of all of them.

1:07.0

I can't believe it. We haven't seen anybody from Pete's season.

1:11.6

This is the first time we're seeing Pete's seasons. Girls.

1:15.2

There's a lot of people that we had.

1:17.0

There's so many. Next week it's Monday, end Tuesday nights. Godfucking bless us.

1:24.6

I don't know if it's going to be like that every week. But if the episode is Monday and Tuesdays,

1:28.6

the new episode will be coming out on Wednesdays. So mark your cows.

1:34.1

Mark your cows. Yeah, it should be. I'm surprised it wasn't Monday and Tuesday this week because

1:39.2

it usually is. That's the whole thing about Paradise. Four hours a week.

1:43.0

Two damn much. I know that Michelle's season doesn't start till October.

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