Any man who mentions therapy on this show, like it's just...

it's my kink.

Hahaha!

Hahaha!

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half-post podcast about the Bachelor franchise,

where we lovingly snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor adjacent shows.

Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single delicious

moment with you. I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

So this week on Paradise, things got triangular.

The triangle really was the shape of the week. We had Jordan, Jenna and Benoit,

Chris, Crystal and Connor, Joe, Kendall and Leo. The list goes on.

Lots of love triangles, considering that like at the same time, everyone was apparently in a very

stable relationship, except for Chelsea. Very, very stable, you know, with some wrenches thrown in

there. We have so much to talk about, including Leo's extremely disturbing dark turn.

And later we're going to be joined by Kenny King to talk about his time in Paradise.

First, let's see how much we can break down night one. We actually took a new approach this week.

We'll see how you guys like it. We tried to clump together the events by love triangle,

rather than proceeding chronologically. Maybe that will make it less confusing.

So let's start with Jordan, Jenna and Benoit. Wow. We're coming in a lot here.

A lot. I actually, once I consolidated it, it was like two full pages about them.

It's, we come in. It's the the morning after Benoit's day with Jenna.

And they're still jockeying over her. Like Jordan has made his bid. Benoit thinks, you know,

...