And you know what I'm gonna just throw out is that if anyone enters paradise with a let's go baby, then it's gonna be a no from it's gonna be I'm out I'm just out.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half post podcast about the bachelor franchise where we lovingly snark on the bachelor and bachelor adjacent shows.

Whether you love the bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single delicious moment with you.

I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

New setting, new show, same drama.

It's Colton and Tia, the spin-off.

And you know 20 or so other really hot singles on a beach.

Yeah, we barely saw them, but honestly I'm just so happy. I know Emma's so happy to finally be in paradise.

Even if all we do is talk about whether Colton and Tia can figure it out for another month.

And grocery store Joe, of course, the real star of paradise.

But here to help us kick it all off, it's bachelor, tweeter, extraordinaire.

And you know Buzzfeed Community Manager, Brett Vergara.

Hello, I can't wait to talk about grocery store Joe for an absurd amount of time.

Oh, we know. I've been giving you shit about your tweets for months now.

At least they're now appropriate because we are getting present on this show.

I mean, fair. Not super present, but like, literally present. He's literally there.

Unfortunately, we have to start with some off screen news.

Yeah, so there has been an update as of yesterday.

Or I guess actually like 12.50 AM today.

TMZ reported that Leo, who we talked about on our finale episode,

is being officially investigated for sexual harassment by Universal Studios,

where he has been employed as a stuntman.

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