So I like to work out at lunchtime and I go to church and I'm like, I don't care.

I know I almost made the headlight of my post-boring white man becomes bachelor.

Hello and welcome to Here to Make Friends, a HuffPost podcast about the Bachelor franchise,

where we lovingly snark on Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor adjacent shows.

Whether you love Bachelor in Paradise or love to hate it,

we'll decode what this reality show reveals about the world of dating,

hooking up in the ocean and semi-open relationships.

I'm Emma Greiss, senior women's editor and I'm Claire Fallon, culture writer.

Thanks for tuning into our fourth Paradise recap. This week we'll discuss J.J.'s super hero name,

Joe's slow-motion nervous breakdown and when J.D. and Tanner, otherwise known as Janneur,

are getting married. We'll also talk about the new bachelor and sorry, the real new bachelor

and why Chris Harrison hates us. And this week we're joined by Kristen Baldwin, the editor in

chief of Yahoo TV. Thanks for joining us, Kristen. Thanks for having me. And now let's just dive right in,

Paradise. All four hours. All four hours. Does anyone remember what happened at the beginning of this week's

marathon? Was that the crab montage? Yes, that was a crab invasion.

Crab invasion. I feel like that's such a beautiful visual metaphor.

They're always really great at using wildlife shots to like evoke the mood.

Yes, exactly. And the crabs have been really pervasive this season. It's not a great advertisement

for that resort. No, it's really basically overrun with crabs.

And apparently raccoons and birds and yeah, I think to be fair to the resort, I'm guessing that

the producers just shipped all of the animals in. It's possible.

And then I think we get finally the conclusion of J.J. and Joe's fight.

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