My name is Sherlock Holmes.

It's an unusual name.

Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.

What game are we playing today?

Discover the origins.

It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me.

Of crime's most iconic mind.

There has been a break-in.

Astoned. You should be a detective.

Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.

If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.

Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.

Hello, Matthew here. Just to say, the audio on the intro and the outro of this episode is a little bit shonky.

Don't worry, the main episode is absolutely fine.

You can skip the intro or the outro, but you will miss some important information about some upcoming Flasher Slamdowns. Enjoy the end.

Greetings listening to here. I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a very exciting episode of Flashers Slamda.

For whom the bell told us it told for thee? Thomas found... Thomas found my special bell. Not for the first time. Thomas... Thomas found... Thomas found... Thomas Bung a ding ding bell that I sometimes used to adjudicate, and now you're adjudicated this intro. Yes. No, we've just recorded it. We're still in the phoenix in London's glittery west end. Our pits are glistening wet. I don't know why I'm saying that's because it's quite sweating. Yes, sir. It's a sweaty fair. We have two incredible guests and have an incredible time. I guess were Sand McAresti and Stevie Martin and Suital Lords. Soot are lawsits al-a-lors. Absolutely. They actually don't know since those cancels. Yes. So it's just Sainteke and Stevie Martin. And we'll get them soon. Long-dieu. It's also cancelled. Okay, anyway, enough for that. Right, before we get to the episode, though, a little bit of admin, if you want to come and experience the wonderful live nights that we put on here at the Phoenix, then come down to London's Glittering West End. We've got a couple more coming up. Crossbow, give us the full rundown. Yes, I can tell you that on the 30th of March, thank you. Monday the 30th of March,

we've got Mike Wozniak and Rosie Jones.

Oh, and on the 6th of April,

we've got Tucson Douglas and Chris Cantrell.

Now, if you go to pappiescomcom...

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