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Pappy's Flatshare

Pappy’s Flatshare ep 1612: Is it lucky to have a magpie in your house?

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Are loyalty cards a scam? What should Paddington really sound like? And what animal should we “urbanise”? Pappy's - www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy www.tiktol.com/pappysflatshare Support us on Patreon - patreon.com/pappysflatshare Find tickets to all our live shows here - https://pappyscomedy.com/live Produced by Olivia Swash with tech help from Max Brill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a very exciting episode of Pappy's Flatshare.

0:07.4

It was indeed. We got together. We shot the shit. We had a nice time. We all had a nice time.

0:14.5

And crucially, we recorded it, which means you get to listen to it right now. Yes, or watch it if you're viewing on YouTube,

0:25.4

which all clips and full episodes are available on YouTube right now. And you really do get to see how old we are. If you want to see how old we are in 4K, then yeah, you can see it.

0:36.0

Absolutely right. And you know the drill by now. If you want to listen to more of us this week, then hop along to patreon.com forward slash pappies flat share where you get the bonus pop-round episode for just £4 a month and you get a bonus episode every week. You get reductions on the live stuff. You know the drill. But crucially, you get to support us in our podcasting journey to the grave.

0:56.0

We cannot do this without your support.

0:58.4

So if you are enjoying our content, please do bung a little bit of cash our way.

1:03.5

Absolutely right.

1:04.4

Now, this one, we've got quite a nice, we're going to ease you into the podcast today.

1:08.4

Quite a nice, gentle start about loyalty cards and about buying

1:13.8

trousers from TK. Max. It's a very gentle, easy start, you know, but come on in. The waters are

1:19.2

absolutely lovely. And just to say, there might be a tiny little bit of a sound problem in this

1:25.3

episode. We apologise for that. That's just Clarkie talking.

1:27.6

That was all three of us talking.

1:29.8

Unfortunately, yeah, a trigger warning on this episode, three men will be talking on this,

1:34.1

and it is the three of us.

1:36.2

So, yeah, a little bit of sound trouble, but don't worry about that.

1:39.4

You'll still have a lovely time.

1:40.9

A lovely time.

1:41.8

A lovely time will be had by you.

1:43.7

Enjoy.

1:46.8

Hello, everybody. Whoa baby. Whoa baby is right. Yes, indeed. It's me, Matthew and him.

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