Greetings viewer dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben.

And I am Matthew and welcome to a very exciting episode.

It's the first one of 2026. It's Pappy's Flat Share. Welcome back, everybody.

Happy New Year. Yes. We love you.

Do you say we love you?

I did, yeah. Clarkie panicked.

Clarkie panicked early doors.

Leapers, creepers. And also will you marry me? Happy New Year, will you marry me? Yeah, so welcome to the show everybody. It's great to be back. It's great to be back in Clarkie's flat. It's great to be back in person. What a joy. We've got a few flat share slamdowns happening very, very soon. They're happening in February. So we're going to

tell you the dates of those now. 23rd of February and the 24th of February at our usual haunt,

the Phoenix in Cavendish Square in London Town. The guests for those are Stevie Martin and Sam

Nicoleste. Wow. Absolutely fantastic. Two are the best. Two of the best. And we've got Matt Ford and Amy Mason on the 24th of Feb. A few first timers. A few old friends coming back. It's going to be fantastic. We've also got some more throughout the year. So keep watching our socials. We'll tell you where they're going to be. And keep listening to the podcast. We'll also tell you where they're going to be there and then.

Absolutely right.

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You can bung us some cash, not even that much.

Four quid a month would see you right and helps us keep on doing what we do.

Keeps us earnest.

Keeps paying the rent on Clarkies flat.

And you get a bunch of other stuff.

You get discounts for the live shows.

You get a bonus podcast every Thursday.

So please get to Patreon and get on board. Get on board, folks. Absolutely

right. Well, this was a fun episode. It's a happy new year special. So, uh, let's get into it.

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