Paper Clips

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Who in the blue hell steals 5000 paperclips? Better yet, why?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.3	All right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
0:09.1	strawberry letter for today.
0:10.4	And the subject is a masterpiece without peace or a piece.
0:17.7	We'll get into it.
0:18.9	We'll break it down for you in just a little bit. But right now,
0:22.9	it is time. Think about it. We're the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got,
0:28.6	Neff? What you got? I got paper clips, Shirley. Paper clips. Yeah. Don't sound harmless,
0:35.6	right? Yeah, I have no idea what that means. Okay. all right. Take a listen, cat dog. Let's go. Paper clips. I'm trying to reach Veronica. This is she. Hi, Veronica. How you doing? My name is Phillip. I'm from a B. Corp. How you doing? I'm good. Thank you. How can I help you today?
0:55.0	You were with the company here. You just left about, what, six months ago?
1:01.0	That's correct.
1:02.0	Okay. And you left with a severance, am I right?
1:05.0	That's right. I'm sorry. Who am I speaking with?
1:07.0	Phillip. My name is Philip.
1:09.0	Philip. I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
1:14.6	Now, you own your own travel agency now?
1:17.6	That's correct.
1:18.6	Okay.
1:19.6	Now, you actually left with a severance when you left the company.
1:23.6	Is that right?
1:24.6	That's right.
1:25.6	Okay.
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