Paper Clips

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Who in the blue hell steals 5000 paperclips? Better yet, why?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.3	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.6	And the subject is, am I dating Cinderella?
0:15.1	It's not what you think, not what you think at all.
0:17.6	What is that mean right there?
0:18.9	Uh-huh.
0:19.3	We'll get into that in just a few because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:25.4	Nephew, what you got?
0:27.0	We're going to go to deep in the archives paper clips.
0:32.0	Paper clips.
0:33.2	Sound pretty simple.
0:34.5	Yes, it does.
0:35.9	Yeah.
0:36.9	Watch me work, though. Watch me work now. Can I all give you wood? Paper clips. I'm trying to reach Veronica. This is she. Hi, Veronica. How you doing? My name is Phillip. I'm from a B. Corp. How you doing? I'm good. Thank you. How can I help you today? You were with the company here.
0:56.0	You just left about, what, six months ago?
0:59.0	That's correct.
1:01.0	Okay. And you left with a severance? Am I right?
1:04.0	That's right. I'm sorry. Who am I speaking with?
1:06.0	Phillip. My name is Phillip.
1:08.0	Phillip. I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now, you own your own travel agency now?
1:17.1	That's correct. Okay. Now, you actually left with a severance when you left the company. Is that right?
1:24.2	That's right.
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