Papal Pomp & Pencil Skirts!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

TCB Podcast - Episode #744: On this sacrilegiously scattered episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy pull back the incense-scented curtain on one of the most secretive events in the world: the Papal Conclave. From shadowy millionaire clubs in the U.S. to Italian paparazzi tracking celibate cardinals like they’re on “The Real Housewives of Rome,” no holy stone is left unturned. What’s the cost of influencing a pope? Apparently, about a billion bucks and a whisper in the right holy ear. Also: habeas pump-em, fake Latin phrases, and biting the Pope’s ear (not literally, calm down). Then, Flau'Jae is left hung out to soak at the Met Gala. Thanks E! TCB Intro Clips: Focus on yourself, Ferris! Watch EP #744 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You want to spend a little more time dealing with yourself, a little less time worrying about what your brother does.
0:05.0	That's just an opinion.
0:07.0	What, you're a psychiatrist?
0:09.0	No.
0:10.0	Why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?
0:13.0	Somebody you should talk to.
0:15.0	If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
0:19.0	Oh, you know a testicle. Oh, you know?
0:21.6	Excuse you.
0:28.7	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:35.6	Fashion oftentimes pushes the envelope and makes people think in ways that are weird and wild and wonderful.
0:38.7	So I kind of have a little bit of a soft spot for the fashion industry.
0:40.7	Some might call me a fashionista myself.
0:47.9	I don't know if I'm wearing Le Gap with Le Jos and Le Targé.
0:52.7	A bit of a fashionese of myself, Chris. Not your Walmart sweatpants today.
0:54.5	Not the Walmart sweatpants today, but this is one of those risks you take in fashion that either work out or don't.
1:01.0	When I put on those Walmart sweatpants, I feel like I win more often than I lose.
1:05.5	I'm just saying. That's all I got to say.
1:07.1	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:12.5	Yeah, boy!
1:14.4	Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:17.5	I'm Brian Green.
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