Papa Smurf vs Handsome Jack
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
One of the most bizarre battles we've put together in an ultimate showdown of tech vs magic!
Will the blue savior Papa Smurf (Repped by James) be up for the challenge of his long life on this day or will the megalomaniacal villain of the Borderlands series Handsome Jack (Repped by Ray) have too many Hyperion Corporation resources for the Smurf to overcome? How will the fair minded super judge Kiff VandenHeuvel possibly organize his thoughts much less decide a winner?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Legion of Audience, this is James and before we get started today I wanted to take |
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| 0:17.4 | Who would win patrons while the access to outtake videos early info on battles and even |
| 0:21.2 | get a photo on characters that we'll use in upcoming episodes. |
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| 0:28.5 | and for as little as 5 bucks a month, you can define yourself as more than just a fan. |
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| 0:38.1 | It is a blissfully placid day in the forest. |
| 0:45.1 | The flowers are blooming. |
| 0:47.2 | The woodland creatures scamper hither and thither. |
| 0:51.3 | And pop a smurf is taking a well-deserved day away from all his responsibilities at |
| 0:57.0 | smurf village, lasing in the sun with a blade of grass in his teeth. |
| 1:03.0 | Pop a smurf lets out a huge sigh, letting the cares of the world pass through him. |
| 1:10.9 | It is then that a mechanized team seemingly appears from the thin air and starts cutting |
| 1:16.1 | down all the trees. |
| 1:18.5 | Their leader steps forward, his mask gleaming in the sunlight. |
| 1:23.5 | Put it all down, I need plenty of space for the massively large number of statues of |
| 1:28.6 | myself that I got planned. |
| 1:31.7 | As handsome Jack lays out his plan. |
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