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The Smartest Man in the World

Pants

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Soho Theatre in London, Greg ponders pints, Pantera and Portsmouth.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:18.0

Ladies and gentlemen, great proofs!

0:22.0

Thank you very much!

0:28.0

This time, Mr. Lindbergh is going to find you

0:31.0

the most enchanting comedy-comfabulation,

0:34.0

the so-who-eater located here in the Grinschitz garbage district.

0:38.0

It is so nice to be back in London.

0:41.0

We haven't been back for years since the plague.

0:44.0

I know people here are always surprised to hear me call it the plague,

0:47.0

but that's what it was, you guys.

0:49.0

And so, here we are once again.

0:51.0

I'd just like to comment that we're in the middle.

0:53.0

We're recording this on July 15th, 2023,

0:56.0

July 20th, recording it in July,

1:00.0

during one of the years of this decade.

1:04.0

Let's not get pinned down with specifics and bogged down with details.

1:08.0

Shall we? Let's jump right in.

1:11.0

Whether or not you believe in climate change and global warming,

1:15.0

by the way, if you don't, you're an honorist pinhead who should be eaten by a creature of the deep.

1:23.0

People who don't believe in science really, really are a painful strip of bacon

1:28.0

across my fucking pancake.

1:32.0

Well, I just want to get some more facts.

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