Wow.

They did not stop talking.

It's exhausting.

It's the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

Why don't you give the storytelling arrest and try something else?

And Sherry.

She looks like a wooden doll you'll find in an Eastern European toy show.

And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

You guys over the weekend, my bestie said to me, I need to make a confession.

I was like, what, what is it?

She said, I am not proud of myself.

I don't like myself.

I feel shame, but I can't keep it inside any longer.

I have to tell you the truth.

I was like, what on earth? Okay. I said, all right, let me just take a deep breath. Let me be ready for this. I said, okay, tell me. She said, you have to promise that you'll still like me. I was like, yes, of course. What is it? And she said, I hate Megan Markle so much. I have never hated anything the way I hate Megan Markle.

Why? I hate her. I despise her. The sight of her makes me violent. The sound of her voice makes me crazy. The thought of her makes me want to kill something. I hate Megan Markle. And I was like, what? I had no idea. And she was like, I know, I haven't been able to tell you I've been afraid of how you would be able to tell you. She's not even British. She's not even British. I was like, what on earth? Okay, first of all, why do you hate Megan Markle?

And second, why did you not want to tell me?

And she said, well, I hate her because I think she's like a liar and I think she's crazy. And I think she's like a narcissist and avaricious and just a terrible person.

I was like, oh, this is a lot to take in.

I mean, this intensity of feeling for Megan Markle, a complete stranger, like is not, this is not at all who my friend is as a person. So I was like, oh, I just need a minute to process this.

And why did you think that you couldn't tell me?

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