Pants Predicaments and Feeding Your Waiter

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

When do you move on from a great pair of pants that no longer fit? How do you recover from absent mindedly shouting “You too!” at a waiter who tells you to enjoy your food? Does aggressive eating lead to excessive mouth trauma? As always, the Spitball

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads, when you run out of this great show and you're like,
0:03.5	ah, I want more shows.
0:05.5	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:09.8	You can become an official spitwad of our Patreon,
0:14.0	have access to everything we've ever made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:26.6	Music free at spitballerspod.com. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,
0:32.2	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:35.6	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:41.5	Bap, bap, daedle, boob, beep, bap.
0:45.0	Bavidoo do.
0:46.0	Hold up a bum a do bit boop.
0:48.1	Having fun with the friends.
0:50.3	No one's listening anymore.
0:54.5	Oh, that was rough.
0:56.4	That was terrible.
0:58.4	Rough.
1:00.2	Welcome to the spitballers.
1:03.1	I'm sorry.
1:05.5	Breaking news.
1:06.8	I forgot a belt today.
1:08.8	Oh, it's been a delight watching him struggle with his pants all to live long day.
1:13.7	I believe last time I saw you trying to correct the problem, you took an extension cord
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