Hello and welcome to a bonus episode of Pants on Fire.

Producer Noah here, back with a new edition of Pants Extinguished.

My Pants!

Each week on Pants Extinguished, we cut off lies at the knee and give you jeans the skinny

on what's really going on pants.

This week, in addition to talking to the real fencing expert from our last episode, we're

going to do something new as well, a little post-game analysis, if you will, of the lies

told last week in a bonus segment within the bonus segment that I'm calling

Pants Reborn.

All right, so if you haven't listened to last week's episode about fencing, I'm going to ask you to take a moment to pause right now.

Meanwhile, everybody else, come back in here with me as we borrow our

robot Lisa's state-of-the-art time machine, where we'll be transported back into last week's

episode. As you probably know, all sound effects robots these days come standard issue with time-traveling

technology. Of course, Lisa hates it when I use this thing without his permission, but he's always

borrowing my scissors, so it's the same kind of thing.

And there's peanut butter on the handle again.

That's just great.

All right, here I go.

Oh! All right, here I go.

Wow, you know, listeners, what you just experienced as a few seconds back there took me through a hundred lifetimes.

This thing is crazy.

Anyway, where was I?

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