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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

PANTRY PICK: Take 5

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Eat, Ian, Black, Michael, Cavanagh, Comedy, Tom, Snacks

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Ahoy Mateys! We’re unwrapping some chocolatey goodness from the MATES archive for this week’s pantry pick: Take 5. Join the MATES Club for even more snacking: ⁠⁠https://realm.supportingcast.fm/matesclub ⁠⁠⁠ Watch MATES on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@MikeAndTomEatSnacks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.

0:05.0

I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.

0:11.0

Interviews with people who will make you smarter.

0:14.0

Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?

0:19.0

Paula don't getcha! Can't people just listen to the show?

0:23.0

Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of information?

0:26.5

I think I'm bleeding.

0:27.9

Join us and be a nobody. What do you thinklinglingling ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding is that? It's the intro to Obledi Obla da by the Beatles. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I'm not as familiar with that group as I am with some. Mike and Tom eat snacks, Mike and Tom eat snacks, Mike, and Tom eat snacks. Is that still the Beatles? Yeah, yeah, they sang Mike and Tom eat snacks. They did a great job. Yep. When you punch up on the thing, the first one that comes up on the Google is us. And the second thing is the Beatles. Uh-huh. Well, that makes sense. Because we are more popular than Jesus. No, we're more popular than the Beatles. Well, the Beatles were also more popular than Jesus. No, we were more popular than the Beatles, not Jesus.

1:29.1

I like the fact that 17 seconds and you're bringing John Lennon up.

1:32.8

You are kind of like John Lennon.

1:34.7

In many ways.

1:35.9

In this group, you're John Lennon.

1:37.7

Who are you?

1:38.8

Ringo, I guess.

1:40.4

I like to think of myself as...

1:41.6

Maybe Pete Sheridan.

1:42.7

Billy Preston.

1:44.0

Oh, I like that. of myself as... Maybe Pete Sheridan. Billy Preston. Oh, I like that.

1:44.9

Not bad, right?

1:45.5

I like to think of you as Billy Preston. Welcome to Mike and Billy eat snacks. God damn. No, Mike and Billy eats snacks. It would have been Billy and Tom eat snacks. Yeah, it would be Mike and Billy. It would have been Bates. That's why I'm Ringo. Right. Thank you. We reached into the grab bag this week on Mike and Tom eat snacks with myself, Michael Ian Black.

2:06.6

I'm myself on Tom Carman. You know, one of the things I feel like we need to acknowledge is that a lot of viewers and, you know, whether or not they're viewers, I don't know.

2:15.2

But they...

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