PANTRY PICK: Lorna Doone (2011)

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Comedy, Michael, Black, Snacks, Ian, Cavanagh, Eat, Tom

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Ahoy Mateys! Mike and Tom are taking a Thanksgiving snack break, so this week we're serving up a fan favorite from the MATES archive: Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies. To listen to more episodes from the MATES archive, subscribe to the MATES Club: ⁠⁠https://realm.supportingcast.fm/matesclub ⁠⁠⁠ Every subscription helps support our work over here at MATES HQ. We're so grateful to have dedicated Mateys like you! **Our Apple Podcasts subscription is temporarily unavailable due to some account maintenance. You can still access the MATES archive by subscribing to the MATES Club via Supporting Cast (link above) and subscriber episodes will be back up on Apple soon. Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. - MATES HQ** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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