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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

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Eat, Ian, Black, Michael, Cavanagh, Comedy, Tom, Snacks

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Ahoy Mateys! Mike and Tom are on another holiday snack break, so we're squeezing a much-requested, fan-favorite episode out of the MATES vault. It's a juicy one! To listen to more episodes from the MATES archive, subscribe to the MATES Club: ⁠⁠https://realm.supportingcast.fm/matesclub ⁠⁠⁠ Every subscription helps support our work over here at MATES HQ. Happy holidays and see ya next year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.
0:05.1	I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.
0:11.1	Interviews with people who will make you smarter.
0:13.8	Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?
0:18.8	Paula don't know.
0:22.8	Can't people just listen to the show?
0:26.3	Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of information?
0:27.4	I think I'm bleeding.
0:29.5	Join us and be a nobody.
0:35.5	Now entering nerdist.com You're you seem...
0:54.0	Oh, I'm all in a dither. You're in a tither. You're in seem oh I'm all in a dither you're in a tither you're in a tither can I be in a dither yeah a dither I mean yeah you're you're all a tizzy you've got a tizzy a dizzing I'm excited we're doing the podcast yes Yes. You're happy. You're like, you're trembling.
1:12.3	I'm all a quiver. I could say that. Yeah, you're definitely quivering. You're, you're excited to do this podcast. You know, I just like being here with you. That's nice for me. I mean, seeing you excited, you never, you're not a guy. You're not excitable. You're not excited.
1:25.6	You can get excited.
1:27.3	You're human, but you're not excitable.
1:30.4	You're not an excitable guy.
1:31.4	No. You're not a guy. You're not excitable. You're not excited. You can get excited. You're human. But you're not excited. You're not an excitable guy.
1:31.4	No. And never around you. No. But today, for some reason, you're happy to see me. I'm looking at your baby blues and I'm thinking to myself, I like this guy.
1:40.1	This is fantastic. This, in a nutshell, is why we do the podcast. Absolutely. The other day, I was talking to a mutual friend of ours, a phenomenal comedian named Jim Gaffigan. Funny guy. And he said, why do you guys do that podcast? I'm not a podcast guy. Right. And I said, he's a food comic. Yeah, I'm a food comic. I do jokes about food. And I kind of tail out when I talk. Well, and then sometimes I go, well, I have a character, and then I talk. You don't really like this? Yeah. I saw James. Yep. And James said, why do you do the podcast? And I said, to be with Michael.
2:18.7	And that's why I do the podcast.
2:20.3	And that's why I do it, to be with me.
2:23.8	And for the snacks.
2:24.9	Wow, the snacks.
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