Hello and welcome to episode 17 of F*** face a very special episode.

If you've been listening to the past ones you'd be aware that today is a trial.

We're having a trial over a burger dispute.

Now Gavin, myself and Jeff had a deal or a bet I should say that I could eat 25 doubles

in 10 hours or less and if I couldn't I'd pay Gavin $100.

Now Gavin out of nowhere after I lost his bet claimed that I also said I would eat a pencil.

This has been very disputed.

You will find no evidence anywhere in me ever saying this.

This is a completely manufactured lie by Jeff and Gavin and quite frankly I'm sad that

they went this way.

It's upsetting to me we've had a long friendship for a long time and for them to try to force

me to eat a pencil like this has been difficult.

It's been some soul searching.

I wouldn't say there's any love lost between the three of us but I've had to find it

a little bit.

Had to go searching.

Typically by now you would have heard Jeff and Gavin considering this is our court date

but 90 minutes before we were supposed to do this out of nowhere no warning very mysteriously

I may add Jeff puts out an email saying that he was not going to be available due to a

dental issue a tooth problem.

I don't even think he specified what was happening but that he couldn't be here and that

they'd need to change the recording tomorrow.

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