Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the orange chicken burrito, the van they received, and more. Sponsored by AT&T 5G x Samsung. Head to http://att.com/galaxynote20ultra5g to learn how you can get the Samsung Galaxy Note 20 5G for FREE and head to https://mark.app to download the MARK AR app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:10.1	Welcome to FaceTime, the show where we try every new Fast Food
0:13.0	creation to let you know if you need it, you probably do.
0:15.8	Thanks to AT&T and Samsung for making this show.
0:19.6	Extremely possible.
0:20.6	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swear's.
0:24.0	Jordan, how are ya?
0:25.9	Life is thickly sewn with thorns.
0:28.7	And I know no other remedy than to eat panda express.
0:32.7	Oh, that's, that you're lucky, because that's what we've done here today.
0:36.6	That is a slightly modified Voltaire quote.
0:39.0	I don't know if you picked up on what, what was changed?
0:41.7	I've, I've, uh, I've watched Voltaire on, I don't remember the quote.
0:45.9	You know what?
0:46.9	It's the one goes to panda express.
0:48.3	Yeah, it's the one where they turn into, into the giant, uh, mecca and then.
0:52.4	That's most episodes, my friend.
0:54.1	There's one where they go to like the space mall and there's a cow.
0:57.3	I thought maybe it was that episode.
0:59.3	I'm trying to win a cow.
1:00.6	Anyway, they went to Chick-fil-A there.
1:03.0	We're reviewing panda express, honey, sesame, chicken.
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