Panda Express Conspiracy Theories & HUGE ANNOUNCEMENTS!

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Shane Dawson

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🗓️ 9 November 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	This theory is about
0:02.3	Panda Express.
0:03.7	Finally.
0:05.2	Not Panda.
0:06.4	All right there.
0:07.6	People are now saying that Panda Express's
0:10.0	orange chicken is no longer edible
0:12.4	because they change the recipe.
0:14.4	No way.
0:20.4	Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.
0:22.6	We're just boys edition.
0:25.7	Not just boys.
0:27.0	We're just a couple boys.
0:29.4	Wait, is that something people say?
0:31.4	No, okay, they usually say-
0:32.6	It sounded like a thing.
0:33.6	Isn't it?
0:35.2	We're just girls.
0:36.4	Yeah, that's what it is.
0:37.4	I'm just a girl. I was thinking because we're all boys here. You know, and we are just boys. What does that even mean? I don't know, but I hate it. It's in a lot of like dating profiles. No. Just a girl. I swipe left. What's right? No. I have no idea what this is. I haven't heard of this. You haven't. It's when a girl like I ate spaghetti dry because I'm just a girl. Yeah. It's like I don't even know how to do anything. Yeah. Is it like I can't be expected to do anything because I'm just a gay man in the world? Is that right? You're just a gay. I'm just a gay. I'm
1:11.8	just a gay. The reason I said that is because I feel like today my goal is to just vibe. Do you know
1:19.5	what I mean? Oh, I am vibing. You can't see the white shot, but he brought in a poop. His legs are up.
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