May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Mama I got Botox. Okay.

That's to make my face grow young instead of grow old.

Mm-hmm. She likes it.

me.

Oh, I look younger now.

It's working then.

Oh, no, she's getting.

It's painful, but it's worth it.

Yeah.

Okay, that's okay. So, you're wanted to talk about this one

article. Shout out to you Anastasia for sending me this. So the headline is West Point

Cadet cancels plans to bring Porn Star date to winter banquet. A Cadet

cancels plans to try to bring Porn Star Diamond Fox to a military banquet when

he learned his plan was against the law.

So as we all know, Diamond Fox is none other than the porn star grandmother to Bryson of Robert

and Annie.

So apparently what happened is the cadet

can invited Stephanie, Grandma Stephanie, Diamond Fox, to his graduation dance. Is that what they do yeah the winter banquet sorry so his

plan was to set up a go-fund me to get her to come and she agreed to come on the condition that he paid for his flight, her flight and hotel.

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