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The Horne Section Podcast

Pancake Day (Bonus Content)

The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

James Acaster, Katherine Ryan, Comedy, Taskmaster, Daisy May Cooper, Robbie Williams, Mae Martin, Music, Hank Green, Romesh Ranganathan, Alex Horne, Ed Gamble, Reggie Watts, Tim Key, Greg Davies, Nish Kumar

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Here's a tiny tasty treat from the Horne Section for you. Normal podcasting resumes next Wednesday.

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I wish I could be with you every pancake day, but I cannot forgive you for the way that you behave.

0:20.0

Pancake day should be a time of joy or time of peace

0:25.0

time of companionship and also time to eat.

0:29.8

Last Pancake Day, the pancake that you made for me. It was nowhere near the

0:35.0

nowhere near the standard yours are usually.

0:39.9

I said this is no pancake that I now regret what I should have done was just shut up

0:47.0

and add.

0:50.0

Because you left me on pancake,

0:55.0

all alone on pancake,

1:00.0

cold and hungry on pancake.

1:02.0

Cold and hungry on. Pancake.

1:04.0

Pancake.

1:05.0

So sad all.

1:07.0

Panc.

1:10.0

Panc. Panc. Panc.

1:12.0

Flip you flipping pancake so hard into the air.

1:17.0

I had no time to move all I could do was stand and stare.

1:21.0

The molten scorching batter came at me at such a rate. And

1:26.8

now I'm scarred forever and have the nickname Pancake Face.

1:38.0

Dearest mother I would love to see your face again. And I cannot be sure that this was just an accident.

1:44.0

Who'd have thought that tasty and innocent concoction

1:49.0

would be the cause of me being put up for adoption on

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