Welcome to Truest Blood, the official True Blood podcast.

I'm Kristen Bauer, and I'm Deborah Ann Wool.

And you've been invited in.

I want to do bad things we are the Truest Blood.

Welcome back to Truest Blood, where we sink our fangs into the series, Bite by Bite.

Now, hold on to your butts, folks, because this week we have Eric fucking Northman.

Daddy!

How many times we're going to have to do a tear tracker and how many times they say daddy.

And how many times say daddy? Wow, this was a long

one coming. I think we have been anxiously prepared to talk to him for so long. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this is almost no introduction required. Yeah, I mean, what do we even say? It's daddy.

It's daddy.

But first, if you can possibly keep it together for like five minutes, let's have a quick bite.

It's time for one month in the life of Sookie Stackhouse.

All right, so season six takes the award for the shortest season so far at only seven days.

Oh my God.

Now, it is the first season with only 10 episodes, which is part of the reason, but still, it is but a week.

We actually begin on night 69, which by my calculations, is late November 11th into the early morning on the 12th.

Now, it's currently 2010 in True Bloodland, which makes November 11th a Thursday.

Don't ask me how I know. I'm a nerd. I like math. So, let's take a look at a week in the life of Sookie Stackhouse. Day Planner Edition.

All right. Thursday the 11th.

Storm the authority with Eric and tried to rescue Bill. Wait, scratch that. He's a vampire god, no. Or something. Try to stake vampire god. Well, that did not work. Got my house back, though. Friday the 12th. Shift at Murlotz. Shit, I overslept. Then I had to rescue another hot guy. I made way of work. Oh, Arlene is going to be so pissed. Found out I have a fairy grandfather, though, so that's pretty cool. Saturday the 13th.

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