Pam Bondi and the Dow: Bondi Screamed the Loud Part, Loudly.
Unf*cking The Republic
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4.8 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
Attorney General Pam Bondi took to Capitol Hill with her burn book in hand and a message to Congress, the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and the American people: Shut up, the Dow hit 50,000. She was right about the Dow Jones Industrial performance until the next day, when stocks dumped out on news that AI might be real and that the economy added 400,000 fewer jobs last year than we originally thought. That’s the thing about building an entire narrative around the stock market. The stock market is not the economy. And the victims of Epstein’s crimes deserve better.
Resources
MS Now: FULL HOUSE HEARING: AG Pam Bondi testifies over handling of release of Epstein files
Business Insider: Anthropic and OpenAI release dueling AI models on the same day in an escalating rivalry
Fortune: Anthropic’s Claude triggered a trillion-dollar selloff. A new upgrade could make things worse
Matt Shumer: Something Big Is Happening
U.S. Department of the Treasury: Monthly Treasury Statement: Receipts and Outlays of the United States Government For Fiscal Year 2026 Through January 31, 2026, and Other Periods
UNFTR Resources
Video: Epstein Victims Deserve Better Than Bondi's Economic Theater
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| 0:00.0 | Topical cream |
| 0:02.5 | A pod listeners dream |
| 0:06.1 | Unfucking the news |
| 0:08.7 | And current events |
| 0:11.4 | Topical cream |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah you know what I mean |
| 0:16.8 | A quarter of an hour |
| 0:19.6 | It gets you our two cents topical cream. |
| 0:28.6 | When Attorney General Pam Bondy sat before Congress on Capitol Hill, she came prepared, prepared with a burn binder full of insults for Democratic lawmakers. |
| 0:39.3 | And it was quite the spectacle. |
| 0:41.6 | I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics. |
| 0:44.1 | I'm going to answer the question. |
| 0:45.7 | Do you want me to answer or do you want to interrupt? |
| 0:47.4 | This is so ridiculous. |
| 0:49.1 | No evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. |
| 0:52.0 | Everyone knows that. |
| 0:53.0 | Did you ask Merrick Garland that the last four years? |
| 0:56.4 | Because he voted against the ban that we were talking about on deep fake AI porn. |
| 1:02.5 | You're about as good of a lawyer today as you were when you tried to impeach President |
| 1:06.6 | Trump in 2016. |
| 1:07.9 | Have you apologized for that? |
| 1:09.5 | But what really got her juices flowing with incredulity |
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