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🗓️ 14 April 2023
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This episode carries content warnings for the discussion of civilian deaths and the discussion of kidnapping.
In typical fashion, the mission has a name as ostentatious as its object is mundane. “Operation Midnight Lapidary” is meant to be, in its most bloodless version, a sort of intimidating hit-and-run—though out-and-out wetwork would also be acceptable. The target, rumored to be a dealer in diamonds, rubies, and other precious gems, is en route to the Duchess’ coronation, and must be stopped. Why? To what end? These are the sorts of questions left for those in leadership. For the members of the Blue Channel, there’s only the mission.
Well, the mission, and an invitation to an important meet-and-greet.
This week on PALISADE: The Canvas of Dreams Pt. 1
Lights off / Nightlights
Bilateral Intercession: One of two factions vying for leadership of the Principality, comprised by Stels Kesh and Nideo, and lead by the so-called Peaceful Princept, Cynosure Whitestar-Kesh (he/him), who took control of the faction from the Curtain, a secretive intelligence organization with roots in Kesh’s ancient spy operations. The “Bilats” are a conservative and reactionary force, aiming to return the Principality to its roots both literally and figuratively. After a long campaign against the Pact of Free States, they managed to take control of Palisade.
Violet Cove: The Dim Liturgy claim to have seen the Divine Devotion's arrival coming in their sacred text: A battered and corrupted backup of Crystal Palace's final predictions for the future. Now the two cults work together to oust the Bilats... and perhaps to do more intriguing things, as well.
The Branched: A post-human society of beings who have transformed their bodies into forms terrifying and spectacular and free—only to have the threat of war force them to rebuild themselves as soldiers first and foremost. After centuries of fighting a purely defensive war, the Branched have now begun to strike into the Principality’s territory.
“Gem” (she/her): Codename given to the target of Operation Midnight Lapidary. Reported to be a major dealer in precious metals and stones from Stel Orion, here to attend the coronation of the returned Duchess Constantina Malady.
The Witch in Glass a.k.a. Clementine Kesh (she/her): A former scion of Kesh who, after knitting a bond with the adversary Perennial, came into control of the broken body of the Divine Past, which she has renamed the Reflecting Pool. Rules over the Crown of Glass, a city-state on the southeastern reaches of Palisade. A shaky ally of Millennium Break. Haunted by an old foe.
Griesel Sunset (he/him): Coriolos' father, a zealous Devotee. Currently lives on the Isle of the Broken Key.
General Tomorrow Mourning (she/her): Leader of the Qui'Err Coalition's forces en route to the Twilight Mirage.
Marlon Styx (he/him): Undercover BIS agent assigned to infiltrate Violet Cove. Has become enamored with the Dim Liturgy’s holy text.
The Lost Duchess, Constantina Malady (she/her): Just as it is said, she arrived on a black horse with white fetlocks.
Bontive Valley: Blessed by the departed divine Bounty, the Valley provides the Bilats with fruit that never rots and hyper-nutritional grain.
Carhaix: The northernmost city in the Bontive Valley, Carhaix is one of the first major settlements founded by the nascent Divine Principality 5,000 years ago. It was created on the site of a battlefield where they obliterated the straggling remnants of the Advent Group, an organization that had invaded and pillaged the Twilight Mirage. After the Principality left Palisade behind, it became one of the Fabreal Duchy’s many centers of power in the northwestern continent. Currently, it is controlled by Stel Nideo and the Divine Crusade.
Carleon-Upon-Wisk: The capital of the Fabreal Duchy, situated on a peninsula on the Wisk Sea. Though it served as a major city before the Divine Principality left Palisade behind, it rose in stature when early barons of the Duchy “discovered” how to create delegates from chained Divines in the city’s fell laboratories.
Isle of the Broken Key: Home of the Dim Liturgy since its obscure creation thousands of years ago. Now serves as base for the entire Violet Cove unit of the Cause, including the Devotees and (most recently) additional support teams from the Twilight Mirage.
Hosted by Austin Walker (@austin_walker)
Featuring Janine Hawkins (@bleatingheart) Sylvi Bullet (@sylvibullet), Ali Acampora (@ali_west), Art Martinez-Tebbel (@atebbel), Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal), Keith J Carberry (@keithjcarberry) and Andrew Lee Swan (@swandre3000)
Produced by Ali Acampora
Music by Jack de Quidt (available on bandcamp)
Text by Austin Walker
Cover Art by by aurahack (aurahack.jp)
With thanks to Arthur B., chocoube, DB, deepFlaw, Edwin Adelsberger, Emrys, Greg Cobb, huw, Ian O'Dea, Ian Urbina, Irina A., Jack Shirai, Jake Strang, K. Morris, Katie Diekhaus, Konisforce, Kristina Harris Esq, L Tantivy, Lawson Coleman, Mike & Ruby, Nich Maragos, Olive Perry, Patrick Murray, Quinn Pollock, Robert Lasica, Shawn Drape, Shawn Hall, TeganEden, Thomas Whitney, viviridian, Voi,
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0:00.0 | Palisade is a show about empire, revolution, settler colonialism, politics, religion, war, and the many consequences thereof. |
0:09.0 | For a full list of content warnings, please check the episode description. |
0:16.0 | This is a message to you, citizen. |
0:19.0 | You must trust me because we are kin, blessedly connected by the robust boughs of divinity itself. |
0:28.0 | I know that this is a time of confusion and crisis, but I promise you, the new asterism and our defenders, the bilateral intercession, offer you a revelation that progress is and has always been synonymous with return. |
0:47.0 | My name is Gurs of Rock, and I am the elect of future. |
0:53.0 | My divine has shown what grim tomorrow has in store and it is more struggle and it is more violence and it is more war against the three headed beast of terror, treachery and treason, a season of misery, yes. |
1:10.0 | And I've seen more. I've seen opportunity obscured by dense cannon smoke, utopia hidden behind strokes drawn by missile contrail, for there is no weapon in the history of civilization stronger than the walls raised around the garden of the frail. |
1:30.0 | This message is more than a message. It's an announcement and it's an offer and it's your brother's open hand. |
1:39.0 | Do not dismiss me as a hypocrite or zealot. I am a dreamer and a singer and a tiller of land. |
1:48.0 | So join our efforts on Palisade to put on your working boots, lift up a spade. |
1:53.0 | Immediate actions required. The soil is fallow and though we've acquired a foothold on the pathway, back towards our celestial cradle, it is covered in weeds and insects and hordes, pretenders, pretenders but trairs. |
2:07.0 | The necessity itself demands we move with swiftness so let the quickness of truth fill your sails and carry you here. |
2:16.0 | The old truth, the earliest truth, the truth that hides in your heart imparted before Nadeo departed, the truth we can't stand to hear. |
2:26.0 | There was a time of pure even unity. There was a time before our gunpowder burned. |
2:35.0 | There was a time of honor and civility and let me be as clear as empty space that there is no cost to great to pay for our return. |
2:52.0 | Welcome to Friends of the Table on Actual Play Podcast focused on critical world building smart characterization and fun interaction between good friends, I'm your host Austin Walker and joining me today, Andrew Lee Swang. |
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