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🗓️ 11 July 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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This week, Andy Zaltzman is joined by Ian Smith and Nish Kumar for a global dive into activism, absurdity, and the only sport where selflessness still exists (sometimes).
🗺️ Palestine Action — protestors, direct action, and is this chat even legal? Andy, Ian and Nish break down who’s doing what, why, and whether it makes a difference.
🏅 Meanwhile, in a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone), Donald Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Prize. Yes, really. What next? A sainthood?
🏏 And in sports, meet the world’s most selfless cricketer—proof that somewhere, deep in the heart of cricket, the spirit of the game is still alive.
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0:00.0 | The Bugle! Audio Newspaper for a visual world. |
0:14.6 | Hello, buglers and welcome to issue 4,347 of the bugle audio newspaper for a visual world with me and his |
0:23.0 | Altzman increasingly at ease with the fact that I have to this day never once been described |
0:27.7 | as the Jimmy Hendrix of the Harpsichord but I haven't given up on that dream yet I've bought some |
0:32.3 | wood I'm joined today right here in London live and person, and in three possibly more dimensions by two people, |
0:39.7 | whose dreams have similarly been crushed at us by the cruel hand of fate. |
0:43.0 | Firstly, it's no-time Wimbledon champion, Nish Kumar. |
0:49.0 | Wow, it hurts, Andy. |
0:50.3 | It hurts to have those wounds salted at the start of the show. I can't believe this. |
0:57.0 | Well, you've left out my US Open record. Also, zero wins. I'm bugling in shorts for the first time. |
1:03.4 | Right. Is that an attempt to sort of bring that, you know, that tennis vibe to the bugle? Because |
1:10.8 | I mean, obviously, you know, I bugle in trousers because Fred Perry won his three Wimbled |
1:15.6 | in the 1930s wearing trousers. |
1:19.1 | And I bugle in shorts and with a mullet and having just recently taken crystal meth in tribute |
1:24.6 | to Andre Agasson, my tennis hero. |
1:28.6 | Also joining us a man who's repeatedly failed to acquire the world's largest collection of |
1:33.3 | Napoleon figurines. It's Ian Smith. Hello Ian. Yeah, what a dent to my confidence as well. |
1:39.9 | This is bad man management, Andrew. Yeah, I don't think I've got one Napoleon figurine. |
1:45.7 | Yeah, you're way off then. |
1:46.9 | He was probably short enough to be considered a figurine. |
1:53.1 | That would be got a good sledge on the battlefield, wouldn't it? |
1:58.2 | Sledging. |
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