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🗓️ 30 September 2025
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PREMIER LEAGUE: Late goals for Palace (vs Liverpool) and Arsenal (vs Newcastle) reshape title race. Sam angers the Tweedles and chat with a hot take on Arsenal and Liverpool. Legit-O-Meter: Palace, Bournemouth and Sunderland. The freak injury that may have just saved Aston Villa's season.
HALFTIME: FIFA's Gianni Infantino is up to his old tricks again teasing a 64-team World Cup 2030 despite the fact we have yet to see of/how an expanded 48-team tournament is going to work
ROUND THE WORLD: must-watch games in Champions League this week plus a special Hit-It-N-Quit-It MLS Moment (shorter and less pleasurable than our usual MLS Minute)
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs
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| 0:00.0 | The The All right, everybody, welcome back Sam's Army match week number six. |
| 0:33.9 | We got a lot to talk about. |
| 0:34.9 | We're going to start with the Premier League, where there were some last gasp goals. We are going to do the first ever legit ometer featuring Crystal Palace, |
| 0:43.9 | Sunderland and Bournemouth, and then Villas, perhaps season saving injury. That wasn't even a |
| 0:50.4 | villa player. Halftime will be a FIFA related hot topic. Around the world, |
| 0:55.3 | we got a Champions League prepper and MLS moment, not minute, just moment, and then stoppage |
| 1:00.6 | time with Ivan Toney's best bets and everyone's favorite segment go us. Now, time to welcome |
| 1:05.2 | in this week's Tweedle Heavy panel of beauties. First up, we got Mitchell Goulet, aka overtime. |
| 1:12.6 | Mitch, who was not here last week when we discussed how we each got our first red card. |
| 1:19.6 | So now it's your turn, Mr. Goulet. |
| 1:22.2 | Give us the quick and dirty story on your first straight red card. |
| 1:26.4 | How you got it? |
| 1:27.9 | I never had one. Never got in the second yellow either. I should have at one point, though, |
| 1:33.0 | and I can tell that story very briefly. You know how during a penalty kick early days, |
| 1:37.8 | your coach tells you to get to the corners of the penalty arc in the 18 yard box to get in |
| 1:42.1 | the box first. I had a smaller player on my team who was at the |
| 1:45.4 | corner and a very large player on the other team came in and simply just moved him out. I elbowed |
| 1:52.1 | him in the balls and I should have been sent off. I absolutely should have been sent off. But I |
| 1:59.2 | wasn't. Referee didn't see it because the two referees were talking at the penalty spot. But that should have been sent off. But I wasn't. Referee didn't see it because the two |
| 2:01.2 | referees were talking at the penalty spot. But that should have been a straight red. No VAR coming in |
| 2:07.1 | right in the ball. Was that intentional? No, it really wasn't. We were both like hands down, like my like |
| 2:13.2 | hands on our knees and then I just kind of like threw a bow and it ended up hitting him with a sun |
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