Pinky already episode 395 our guest was forced to reschedule Kyle, couple sponsors

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There it is. Hey, so before the show we picked out our first topic I think it's a

banger. I don't even know if I use that right. Are you guys ready? Ready, set, play.

Both agreed. So I propose this. The city allows for licensed

masseurs to give genital massages if the masseur and the client both agreed to it.

We let someone get naked and have every other part of their body touched and

rubbed by a massage therapist. Hell, we let proctologists spend their day

fingering men and sticking things up there ain't us. So if someone wants to

yank a guy's crank, I say let him. Picture this. Would get him off with your

hand actually be that much worse than giving him a massage. Getting up in

there under the folds of fat or being the proctologist, sticking your finger of

his ass and that brings me to my last point. This is about a group of people

imposing their morality on the rest of society. If a grown adult wants a hand

job, another grown adult and another grown adult is willing to get one for

money. That's both freedom and capitalism and that's the foundation of our

country. If you have a problem with a genital massage then don't get one and

allow other consenting adults to do what they want. That would truly be a

problem. I like the way he awkwardly walks behind a Poland hides at the end. But I

like the way he's wearing shorts to the council meeting. I like shorts and a

button down shirt. So where do we stand on this issue of license

misours giving hand jobs? I mean I don't even think we should have to make him

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