Painkiller Already #199

Painkiller Already

Comedy

4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 179 minutes

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This week on PKA, Richard Ryan aka RatedRR joins the guys to discuss crazy bear stories, "What's the best HBO show of all time?" and Kyle sits down to tell a story or two..

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0:00.0	And we're live. Here we go. What's going on guys? Well,
0:05.0	gonna pay in killer already episode one 99 and our guest tonight is Richard Ryan from rated R R
0:14.2	How's it going? Wow, you know, he's been on this call for like 15 minutes and he never
0:19.8	talked about sexy until just now like it that's a whole thing. All of the sudden it's like,
0:25.2	hey, baby. Yeah. So Richard Ryan has a YouTube channel. Um, well, how to describe it? It's,
0:33.2	uh, he does the experiments on it. There's lots of like high quality slow-mo images on it. He's,
0:38.2	he has a series now where he destroys an iPhone 6 Plus every day of the week. I'm putting it in his
0:43.3	pocket. Yeah, right. He put it in his pocket. If only I had thought of that. Yeah. Um, yeah,
0:50.1	that guy. I wonder how many views he's getting. Uh, last I checked was 27 million. Really?
0:56.0	Probably up a few. That is, that is out next level. Um, what was I going to say? Oh, and, uh, I don't
1:04.0	know. He puts things in liquid nitrogen. He must have an F and F.E.L. Federal explosive license
1:08.7	because he's got plenty of C4 in his videos and wing suit jumping and stuff. Anyway,
1:13.4	we rated our, that's our guest. He does insane stuff. So Richard, you're on a deserted island.
1:21.9	I just don't want to step on you while you're talking. I know. It's gonna happen. Yeah. It's,
1:27.0	it's gonna have, um, yeah. You're on a deserted island and you're there. It's good-sized thing
1:33.2	by yourself with a mermaid top half or bottom half fish. You choose. Go. Um, and to add a little more,
1:43.1	you also, you can't masturbate at all while you're on the island. Oh, really? There was a terrible
1:48.0	crab incident on the first day and your hands are useless in that regard. Very cowless and comfortable.
1:53.2	So this is your only outlet. So is it going to be a cold fish vagina with a warm human top?
1:59.9	What a warm human vagina with a cold fish top. Well, see, you guys are going like straight to the,
2:05.2	the sexual reasons for it. For me, I'd just be like, oh, okay, well, I'm on a deserted island. Uh,
2:11.2	bottom half fish so she can go get food. Yeah, that was my answer too. I had this idea that if
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