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Back to the Barre

Paige Doesn't Have Rabies!

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

It’s like Cinderella:” says Christi of the latest episode of Dance Moms, “You can go to the ball if you get your work done, but I’m going to give you a lot more work.” The girls are headed to Akron, Ohio to compete against the Candy Apples including Kendall, who has recently joined after leaving Abby’s studio. Abby gives Paige a solo so that she can try for a title and thinks Paige should be thrilled, but Paige knows–like everyone else–that a solo means a week of torture. Especially since Abby does everything she can to make sure Paige can’t rehearse, including holding a random gymnastics class. Kelly notices that Abby was starting to make the Moms confront her in pairs of two so that she can use the camera time to say something nasty about both Moms’ children to the audience. 


Kelly decides to choreograph Paige’s dance herself with the little knowledge she has left over from her own years dancing with Abby. They have to practice in the dreaded Studio C because if they get caught in Studio A, Abby will get mad and not let Paige compete at all. Watching Paige perform her routine on stage, Christi says she never wanted someone to win so badly in her life, as she wanted Paige to win at that moment. Kelly thinks Paige should have won for going up against Abby and for all the times she was set up to fail for the sake of drama. 


Viewers figure out that Abby listens to the Back to the Barre podcast and has signed up to their Patreon just to keep insisting that she never threw a chair at Paige. Between Jill’s apple ring, Abby’s necklace that looks like bubble gum from a vending machine and her cheap orange rhinestones–that match Christi’s!--this episode gives the Moms plenty of reasons to drink.



Quotes

  • “It’s like Cinderella: You can go to the ball if you get all your work done, but I’m going to give you a lot more work.” (51:31-51:37 | Christi) 
  • “Here we are, now Chloe got practice all week, and now she's getting all these corrections in the pep talk. And Paige got, ‘Look at the judges.’ No practice all week and the only thing she's told is ‘Look at the judges.’ And Chloe's not going for a title. It’s just… it's bullshit. It's bullshit.” (1:12:38-1:13:01 | Kelly)



Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, that's just dance dance, that's just dance. Baby, I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance.

0:06.4

Yeah, can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:11.7

All of it, electricity. Do we ride now?

0:15.8

Bop, bop, bop, now? Turn the volume off, loud give me a electricity.

0:21.1

Hello, all you little bichettes. It's your fearless leaders.

0:24.9

Bichwan? Bichtum.

0:27.9

Kelly, so we go, of course, here, bitch, why? I'm like, I don't know what you are.

0:32.4

Oh, no, I don't know. Watching lately, I've been pretty, uh, I wouldn't say I'm bitchy.

0:37.9

I'm just like psycho. I don't think you're bitch. I don't even think you're psycho.

0:41.7

I don't, I don't. I know it's easy for me to say because it's not me. Yeah.

0:47.0

But watching it, I don't think you're psycho.

0:49.0

But I was saying it to you the other day when we were on the phone.

0:51.8

I don't remember every week me doing this shit.

0:56.2

I know. I don't know what I didn't do this shit every week.

1:01.0

Like it's like, it's like they made things happen.

1:05.0

I'm telling you, I think I said the same thing.

1:07.9

I'm like, I don't remember all this bullshit.

1:11.0

I don't either.

1:12.8

Every week, there's something. Yeah.

1:15.8

It's good. I think I should myself.

1:18.7

And you know, it's funny, though, is when I think back, something that really

1:23.0

stands out in my mind, obviously, we always talk about you sitting by the dumpster.

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