4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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“This one’s interesting because Abby is nice,” says Christi of this special episode of Dance Moms, where Abby counts down her top ten favorite dances from the show so far. Unsurprisingly, Kelly and Christi can’t understand her choices. What is most surprising, though–shocking really–is the praise Abby heaps onto Chloe and Brooke during the episode. If she had spoken even a tenth of those words to them while they were still her students, Kelly insists, Brooke wouldn’t have ended up hating dance and may have ended up performing in Cirque du Soleil after all. Instead, she says, Abby always compared people, especially to their closest family members, something Kelly can’t understand and Christi knows still bothers many of those people to this day.
Among the dances in the countdown is the “Pinup Girls” trio performed by Choe, Paige and Maddie that, Christi points out, is where it all began. In fact, the show was supposed to begin from a whole other angle, but the fighting and drama that stemmed from Chloe’s headband falling over her eyes was so good, producers knew they had to open with it. That, and Kelly reminds them, it featured the famous scene of the two of them sneaking off to the bar while Abby was attempting to organize things from the dressing room. Christi says the only thing that was remarkable about Chloe’s headband falling was that she still did a series of aerials while blinded.
Discover which dances the Moms are sure would get them canceled today, which of Abby’s many annoying habits is one of Christi’s biggest pet peeves, and why Christi made Melissa sign a contract before she would work on Maddie’s costume.
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0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance dance, let's just dance |
0:03.2 | Baby, I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance |
0:07.2 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? |
0:11.6 | All of it, electricity, do we ride now? |
0:15.8 | Fly, fly, fly now, turn the volume off, lock it me up |
0:20.0 | Pelletriss |
0:21.2 | Hello, all you little bitchettes out there |
0:24.2 | And now, it's your fearless leaders |
0:27.6 | Bitch one and bitch two |
0:30.3 | Oh, I'm Kristie, I didn't even say my name |
0:32.0 | I'm Kristie |
0:33.1 | You just bitch one |
0:34.5 | Bitch one, bitch one, bitch |
0:37.2 | Come on, I think they know our names by now |
0:40.5 | Well, you never know, there could be somebody just joining us for the first time |
0:43.7 | Who's never seen this show before |
0:46.0 | Oh, okay, well, I'm Kelly |
0:47.9 | Bitch number two |
0:49.2 | Bitch number two |
0:50.5 | We're the partners in crime |
0:52.4 | Where the mom wish you always had |
0:55.0 | Yeah |
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