I'm Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.

Hi folks, welcome to the show on a Wednesday, how you is.

Tomorrow on the show, The Great Steve Sweeney,

if you guys don't know who that is.

If you're a fan of mine, you can thank him for me being a comic.

If you don't like me, you can blame him.

Just a legend. A legend in Boston. It was in a few movies at small parts in Roddy Dangerfield movie, a few of the Fairley Brothers movies,

but just an absolute legend. He's the reason, literally that a lot of us in the Boston area got into it.

He lived an unbelievably interesting, you know, a party coke, fucking booze, and still, just one of those guys, sort of a Bill Murray, you can't look at him without laughing and just born to do this.

And so he'll be the guest tomorrow tomorrow I think you're going to like that

because we have a few stories that you'll find funny hopefully I got a

colonoscopy coming up.

Delicious, as Dallas said.

Look at me.

Colonoscopy with these glasses,

but I just fucking put myself in a wheelchair.

These things don't even work, I use them to look good.

Here we go.

What do I got to do here?

Hmm.

I got to go to the store today and pick up Dalkalax, 4 tablets, Marilax, 238-Gram bottle.

I already got a 500-Gram bottle. I'm not kidding at home. Gatorate 64 ounces. Baby wipes and

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