Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Troops.

Very kind of deal.

Thank you.

So one and all.

Fruit kittens and fruit castonettes all around the globe.

Once again, we commence the smartest men in the world,

Proopcast.

I'm Greg Proops here in the back room of the swanky corn

thorns of Barloove, a chair in bustling,

throbbing, pulsing, squirting, ejaculating West Hollywood.

In a post gay pride day, miasma of fun and frenzy,

and pride.

I was going to say proudness, but I don't think you can.

That was Ryan, one of our producers,

and Matt is over here on the board.

We rarely mention them, but my goodness,

how vital are they to this operation?

Now mind you, they're not that vital.

Because my ego is huge, and if no one was here

and no one was recording, I'd be sitting in this room anyway,

talking to myself, because I'm absolutely hypnotized

by everything I have to say.

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