Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

The Always Sunny Podcast

Megawatt Productions

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh!
0:02.0	I thought my mom...
0:06.0	What's this?
0:08.0	I don't know!
0:09.0	It's a different one!
0:10.0	Yeah, I got us a new table and new chairs.
0:14.0	Just, you know, I listen to you guys when you complain about stuff.
0:17.0	These are chairs that don't slide.
0:19.0	They don't slide.
0:21.0	They do move up and down.
0:22.0	They don't want to come up or...
0:24.0	I miss the...
0:26.0	See, when you actually, when you slide,
0:28.0	they kind of ride up.
0:30.0	They ride your under the sun in your butt.
0:32.0	They don't slide.
0:34.0	Well, Charlie, you can slide on anything.
0:36.0	I think I did grease my clothes.
0:38.0	Yeah!
0:40.0	Is this the thing now?
0:42.0	Yeah, well, you know what we can do either thing.
0:44.0	I like the table.
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