Paddle Cops (Airdate 3/19/2026)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Sheri's Tacos are Missing!
Morons in the News.
Paddleboards and Unicycles.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Dubai Chocolate.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This?
From the Vault.
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| 0:00.0 | Coming to you from the Bob and Sherry Show Studios. |
| 0:04.7 | Sponsored by MuddyMatt. Go to buy muddymat.com. |
| 0:09.1 | What do you say? We get this party started. All right, let's get it started. |
| 0:12.3 | Hi there, Bob and Cherry Crew. Good morning, Bob and Sherry Crew. Hi, Sherry, Lamar, Mac, Doc. |
| 0:17.5 | Hi, hi, Sherry, Max, Doc. Hi, Marr. Hi, Sherry, Lamar, Max, Doc, the whole gang. |
| 0:24.4 | Now, from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it's the Bob and Sherry show. Oh, hey, gateway to the weekend. |
| 0:32.1 | Uh-huh. Yeah, happy Thursday. I'm a little slap happy. I've got morons in the news coming up. One of my favorite |
| 0:40.3 | comedians of all time, Josh Johnson, and everyone needs a laugh today. We've got, we're going to |
| 0:47.0 | talk about how some people, no matter how magnetic and charismatic they are, they still get |
| 0:54.0 | dumped. |
| 0:55.1 | Like, it's a mystery, right? |
| 0:57.3 | But first, I have to tell you guys, something happened to me last night that I've only |
| 1:00.7 | heard about on the interwebs and I had not experienced it myself until yesterday. |
| 1:05.3 | So here's the deal. |
| 1:07.1 | We have had a lot of family stuff going on. And, for me it's constant it's here or 2,000 miles from here I've got a lot of family stuff going on and so we've had relatives staying with us for the entire week and I've been as you know my niece has been in the hospital so I've been at the hospital know, my niece has been in the hospital, so I've been at the hospital. |
| 1:28.6 | Like, I just haven't been home very much and it's been pretty chaotic. So last night, it was like |
| 1:36.0 | seven o'clock when we all finally got back to the house, not my house, my niece's house. |
| 1:42.0 | We finally get back to the house and we're like, you know what, |
| 1:44.7 | everyone's starving. Let's just, let's just grab, let's just order something for dinner. |
| 1:50.2 | And so there's this really great taco restaurant right near where she lives. It's near where you live, |
| 1:55.7 | too, Max, because she's your neighbor. So there's this great taco place. And so my niece does an Uber eats order. And everybody |
| 2:04.0 | orders their tacos or whatever. And time goes by. And it's like the order keeps showing that it's |
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