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Dada. Well, I hope you all had a happy valentine's day um i got yesterday's podcast about a quarter of the way done but there

was just too much going on so i'm just going to restart. We went down to Milwaukee.

My daughter had an event down there and Valentine's Day dinner and all that.

So didn't get much done outside of that.

Well, the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl parade took place, and as you could expect, it was perfectly civil, a bunch of old ladies waving eagles flags and clapping, and little children sitting on the side of the road, smiling gleefully, sitting politely, obviously, on their grandmother's lap.

Also, there was a shooting over a dispute over Port-a-Potty lines,

which resulted in two women, a 20-year-old and a 27-year-old,

being shot in the legs.

So shout out to Brandon Ramos for shooting people

because the lines to the porta potty were long.

Otherwise, beautiful, sunshiny day, about 75 degrees sunny.

You can hear the birds chirping.

Somebody threw a beer can at the general manager's head and cut his head open.

But otherwise, beautiful, peaceful, tranquil, almost a little too

sterile. You know what I mean? Like the husband and wife with the one boy, one girl,

and the white picket fence, like that image, basically exactly what you would have seen if you

went to the Super Bowl parade,

minus all the criminality and violence and shootings and whatnot.

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