The schedule's out and the After Dark crew has opinions. Chris from Alabama likes the bye week placement and is already
planning his trip to the Week 13 game. Kyle from Madison calls the first four weeks "layups" and dubs the Packers'
social media aesthetic "local car dealership." Uncle Rico checks in from Nashville, where apparently the working part of
a work trip takes a backseat to downtown. Batman breaks the season into sections and lands on 12-5.

And then there are four separate Nico appearances — covering Micah's return timeline, the offensive ceiling with a
healthy roster, the possibility that the NFL used AI to build the schedule, and a full-throated Christmas Day
declaration that Ryan mostly agrees with.

Between all of that: a deep dive into which schedule release videos worked (the Simpsons one, the Chiefs infomercial)
and which ones were embarrassing (the Lions — your coach pinned a piece of paper to a board and left), a reminder that
OTAs start next week, and a closing note on fan expectations: good teams lose games, so let's try to appreciate the good
ones when they come.