You feel this nervousness on the phone there?

Sir, I've been trying to make an urgent phone call up there.

I don't think it's something I want to do on an overseas phone.

You got to make some phone calls.

Hanging up the phone.

Prank call her, prank call her!

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What's going on, Garrett?

Hey, Ryan.

I got the idea of what's one of the other callers

that talked about a drinking game,

making a Super Bowl actually tolerable.

And so it gave me an idea that,

now keep in mind,

if you're only watching the Super Bowl

and it's just you and your wife and nobody else,

this is doable unless you're pinky.

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