You feel this nervousness on the phone there?

Sir, I've been trying to make an urgent phone call up there.

I don't think it's something I want to do on an overseas phone.

You got to make some phone calls.

Hanging up the phone.

Prank call her, prank call her!

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Yeah, so I probably should have called in maybe a month ago, keep everyone off the ledge.

But here goes.

In 98, Mike Shanahan's Broncos were 12 and 0, had everything locked up, and basically had a month

ago in the season,

and he was asked what he was going to do with his team in the interim.

And he said it's like pretty much any week in the NFL,

and then he told a story.

He told a story about Milton Burrell.

Milton Burl was a famous comedian in Hollywood, but he was in Hollywood, just as famous for being, I'll sure I put this, a man of size.

And so one day this upstart comes into the club with Milton Burl's hanging out with his

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