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🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Tom Shillue guest hosts. How much is a medical bill if a bat flies into your mouth? Tom lets you know. Also, vote Republican or pack your bags to Canada. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Happy Monday,
0:02.0	Happy Monday, everyone.
0:10.0	Yes, I am Tom Shaloo in for Greg on this very special edition of Gutfeld.
0:15.0	Let's do some headlines.
0:17.0	A woman wound up with a $21,000 medical bill after a bat flew into her mouth.
0:22.9	She claims it's the last time she vacations in Wuhan.
0:28.9	Yeah.
0:30.8	According to new data, walking 7,000 steps per day can greatly improve your health.
0:36.3	Does falling down steps count?
0:42.6	Michael Jackson's dirty white sock that he once wore on stage has sold for $9,000 at a French auction.
0:49.2	And it's still the best smelling thing in France.
0:53.9	Oh, yeah.
0:55.0	Don't go after.
0:57.0	I've been there.
0:58.0	Critics were horrified that President Trump turned the rose garden into a patio.
1:04.0	What a waste, all that concrete and no body's buried under it, said one woman.
1:21.1	A man named Jeffrey Epstein is running for mayor in a Massachusetts town, and he refuses to change his name.
1:22.6	He says, even if he's losing in the polls, he plans to hang tight.
1:30.5	Okay. Okay.
1:32.0	The new Golden Bachelor is facing backlash for saying he didn't want anyone over 60 with artificial hips or wigs.
1:40.4	Looks like these two contestants are out.
1:47.7	Okay. Looks like these two contestants are out. According to a new study, spending 15 minutes a day outside can enhance your physical and mental well-being.
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