Well, it's official. We live here now. The classic factory. It's our home. I'm going to miss my wife and dog, but I'm looking forward to growing old with you guys here.

We got a first in no-dunk slash starters slash basketball Jones history, our second emergency podcast of the day.

Soon after talking about the C.J. McCollum to the Pelicans deal, which we did its own separate podcast for.

I got in my car, likely Ellis, as you can tell,

and took off, and then I see my phone. I'm five minutes from home. Tass Melis calling. Tass never

calls me. What? No. And, uh, oh, I better take this. And Tess says, you got to get your ass back

here. We got ourselves another trade. Oh, my goodness.

I almost stepped on the poor Southern lawyer.

Say it, man.

Did you find a hat?

We got all sales a trade.

There it is.

Southern looking, isn't it? You're on the golf course or something like that? There's a peach on that. Exactly right. This is my Larry Luck, a peepaw hat. We were going to go smack some balls on the links today. But I told them, hey, there's a good chance some trades are going to come down. Might not be able to make it. So we're not going to make it. But I got the Peeba hat. All right. Well, we got the Southern lawyer, Trey Kirby. We got Tass.

I'm saying, going to come down. Might not be able to make it. So we're not going to make it. But I got the peepal hat.

All right.

Well, we got the Southern lawyer, Tray Kirby.

We got Tass.

I'm Skeets.

We got J.D.

pushing the buttons. Lee, he's long gone. You know, as soon as the podcast ends, he's gone. And he lives too far away. But we do have another trait, so let's get right into it.

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Hopefully you guys are really enjoying this chaotic sort of podcast feed or YouTube feed, whatever you want to call it here today. What are we going to do on Thursday? This is what we're going to do on Thursday. There's nothing left. No, we're just going to be sitting here. Whittling our thumbs. Let's get into the trade. The one you guys all want to hear about, instant

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