Pablo’s Rhino: A Script So Insane, It Might Be Evidence - Trailer
Table Read
Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Summary
Pablo’s Rhino
Welcome to the table read that makes international crime, midlife crises, and questionable decision-making look like an art form. A washed-up accountant, a cartel queen, two bumbling DEA agents, and—because why not—Pablo Escobar’s pet rhino collide in a story so absurd, so wildly unpredictable, that even the characters can’t believe they’re in it.
Performed by an all-star cast who bring every unhinged line to life with reckless abandon:
🎙 Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
🎙 Jim O’Heir as Charlie, a brilliant writer turned reluctant action hero
🎙 Darin Toonder as Marcus, a trust-fund playboy with a taste for trouble
🎙 Jeff Bergman as Sam, a closeted man finally stepping into the spotlight (and possibly a fight cage)
🎙 Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar, a crime lord-turned-domesticated pastry chef
🎙 Andrea Savo as Lucia, a fierce detective with a soft spot for fools
🎙 Dustin Green & Holden Myers as DEA agents Knowles & Martinez, trying (and failing) to expose the truth
🎙 Keylor Leigh as Audrey, Charlie’s no-nonsense ex-wife who knows exactly how to keep him in line
🎙 Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar, the real power behind the throne
Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is an over-the-top, fast-talking, bullet-dodging, tequila-soaked thrill ride that should probably come with a warning label.
Fast, smart, and just deranged enough to keep you coming back for more. Hit play before someone puts out a bounty on you too.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Pablo's Rhino trailer. |
| 0:04.0 | Upbeat Latin guitar plays, setting a lively Colombian scene. |
| 0:08.0 | The sound fades as cartel guy's raucest laughter cuts in. |
| 0:13.0 | Ah ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:16.0 | Three clueless gringos and a guy's trip to Colombia. |
| 0:20.0 | Beaches, babes, a little ayahuasca. |
| 0:22.6 | What could go wrong? |
| 0:24.6 | These way of onus are about to find out. |
| 0:26.6 | Sound of a gun cocking, followed by the loud charging hoofbeats of a rhino tearing through a forest. |
| 0:32.6 | The music stops. Dead silence. |
| 0:36.6 | Then... Yeah, they just killed Pablo, The music stops, dead silence, then... |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah, they just killed Pablo's beloved pet rhino. |
| 0:43.3 | And surprise, turns out, Pablo's not so dead after all. |
| 0:47.3 | Now, he wants a new one in two days, or else. |
| 0:51.3 | Music picks up, fast and intense. |
| 0:54.8 | Three friends on the run after making the biggest mistake of their lives. |
| 0:58.9 | Now with just two days to find a replacement rhino, they're racing to escape the wrath |
| 1:03.9 | of a furious Pablo Escobar. |
| 1:07.6 | A blare of silence, the crack of automatic gunfire, and the roar of a helicopter's propeller hovering ominously overhead. |
| 1:14.6 | Get ready for two days of pure madness, gun-thor-in-narcos, shitty Ferrales, even a horny rhino. |
| 1:21.6 | These tourists are way over their heads. |
| 1:24.6 | We hear the loud snort of a rhino. Music escalates and then it fades out. |
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