P*ssynapping with Uncle Lazer (@uncle_lazer)

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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WOOOO MAMA! We had on a DOOZY of a guest today, folks. We had the ONE, the ONLY!!!! Uncle m'f Lazer on the podcast. We get into his start in comedy, discuss how he's headlining as a newer comic, his experience on Kill Tony, and how he bought his mom a car way back when. Stranglers, p*ssy-napping, and threesomes galore! Make sure to catch Uncle Lazer on tour this year, he's a killer! Find More of Uncle Lazer Here: https://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer/?hl=en LAST DAY TO BUY TICKETS...

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0:00.0	Speaking of cats, I used to run a cat day spa when I was 17.
0:04.3	I used to steal cats out of the rich neighborhood and I'd hold them for ransom until the
0:08.2	little waterholders come out.
0:09.1	That's not a day spa.
0:10.2	That's kidnapping.
0:10.9	It's cat burglary, but it's very lucrative.
0:12.6	How much money did you make?
0:13.6	I made $79,000 that first summer.
0:17.3	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
0:19.6	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:24.5	What up, you filthy fucking stoners.
0:27.1	I'm your co-host, Jamie Lee.
0:28.6	And I'm Emily.
0:29.5	Welcome back to Two Girls One Blunt.
0:31.1	Today we got on Uncle Laser himself, baby.
0:35.4	Thanks for having me, ladies.
0:36.8	I just wanted to apologize in advance if I pick up on your country accent. I kind of got autism, but with accents. Like, if I hear you have an accent, I'm going to do it. You like mimic it? Yeah. First of all, we do these accents all. I wanted to bring it up that we actually do your accent all the time on the podcast. So if we started to do it, we're not like coughing you. We just also have a bit.
0:55.4	We have a character.
0:56.6	We're called Harold and Becky. And I'm like, Becky, get the fuck out there and get me a beer. Harold, shut the fuck up. And we go back and forth when we're really high. Hell yeah. We might do that with you. We'll see. I like that.
1:08.4	We got to come up
1:08.9	with the name for you.
1:10.3	We're from Boston.
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