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How can I start?

How about with a big welcome back to long-winded?

What can I say?

Thanks for being here.

I'm so lucky to have you. And, you know, I'm going to do this at the top of the

episode because I don't know how many of you guys are hearing. Maybe you're hearing, but you're

probably not listening. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, it's going in one ear and out the other, but this better not fall on deaf ears.

If you don't mind leaving me a five-star review and, you know, subscribing, get on the turb, get on the year turb.

I know you're lurking. Lurk on me. Why not? Send it to a friend.

Send it to two friends. Send it to somebody you hate. I don't give them fuck. You can hate them.

That doesn't mean that they have to hate me. You keep that between the two of you. Don't bring me

into it. And welcome back to another episode of Long Wanderd. For those of you listening, you're going to

miss this. For those of you watching, thank you. I do have something for you. I got new glasses.

Got new glasses. Do they make me look like a pervert? Because I hope so.

Because why do guys get to have all the fun? Why do only men get to have all the fun? Only they can be

perverts, preverts, perverts. Nope, you got one here. You got a new one.

Ladies, your panties aren't safe with me. I know it's jarring. Not in these glasses. If I come across

them without these glasses, I'll put them in the wash. I'll take good care of them. I'll fold them

nicely. In these glasses, you don't want to know. I'm going to stop there before it gets a little

weird. Anyways, I feel like they're giving 90s. And you guys know that I'm stuck in the 90s.

Okay, well, now that that's out of the way, our housekeeping for the day,

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