From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

Hey there, tricker treaters, hide your Dalmatians, I'm Cruella DeBille, Bill Curtis.

And here is your host, Bill again for Peter's Segal, while he gets his yearly oil change.

It's Nagin Far-Sod.

Thank you, Bill. And yes, audience, if you're wondering what this ethnic lady voice is doing in your ears, it is me, Nagin Far-Sod.

This is fun. I didn't realize Peter gets to do the show from Bill's panic room.

But Peter will be back next week for a very special live show here in Chicago, with very special guests, chance the rapper.

It's so exciting. So go to Wait, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR, or for tickets.

And I am just as excited about today's guests. It is the world famous hockey player, PK Sue Bann.

But first, it's your chance to call in at 1-888-Wait, Wait, Wait, that's 1-888-924-8924.

Now let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on with Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, what's your name?

My name is Suzy Isaac and I'm calling from Denver, Colorado.

Ooh, Denver. And what do you do, Suzy?

I am a teacher at a public elementary school in Denver.

A teacher at a public elementary school. So I have a two-year-old and I really need to get her to like love school when the time comes. Do you have any tips?

Ooh, well, you know, I was actually a school librarian for 13 years. So I would always go with lots of reading, lots of reading.

Okay, I also was just hoping like I could just send her to you and then sort it out that way. Does parenting, is that how parenting works? I've just, uh...

No.

Thank you, Suzy, for your very frank assessment.

Well, let's get into the game by introducing you to the panel.

...